a joke, actually the music i wanto say

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

“Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.”

“You foul-mouthed sex-obsessed swine,” retorted the lady indignantly. “In this country, we don’t speak aloud in public places about our sex lives……”

“Hey, coola down lady,” said the man. “Who talkin’ abouta sexa? I’m a justa tellin’ my frienda how to spella ‘Mississippi’.”

well i do not want to offend any kind of accent and italians is specially nice people!

the joke tells the story of how the aphorism,"cast pearls before swine", which originally excerpted from the bible is been use, though not very appropriate,however.but actually the "pearls before swine", is the title of a legendary folk band of the 60's, and the singer of the band, tom rapp, with his self-indulgence and sometimes acerbic voice, is really the incarnation of a minstrel of his time.i recently listen to their reissue tracks in a compilation "The Wizard of Is"

love the man's voice and his music.